Whether you’re traveling to a Spanish speaking country or just want to impress your spanish speaking friends, here is a list of funny Spanish pickup lines in Spanish and in English. Hope you enjoy them and don’t forget to share the list for others enjoyment.


1. Si besarte fuera pecado, caminaría feliz por el infierno.

English Meaning: If kissing you were a sin, I’d happily walk through hell.

2. Si el agua fuese belleza, tú serías el océano entero.

English Meaning: If water were beauty, you’d be the whole ocean.

3. Si Cristóbal Colón te viera, diría: ¡Santa María, qué Pinta tiene esta Niña!

English Meaning: If Christopher Columbus saw you, he’d say: Saint Mary, that girl looks incredible!

4. Si yo fuera azafata, te llevaría en mi avión, pero como no lo soy, te llevo en mi corazón.

English Meaning: If I were a flight attendant, I’d carry you in my airplane, but since I’m not, I’ll carry you in my heart.

5. Si tus ojos fueran el cielo y tu boca el mar, me gustaría ser el horizonte para poderte besar.

English Meaning: If your eyes were the sky and your mouth were the sea, I’d like to be the horizon to be able to kiss you.

6. Quisiera ser joyero para poder apreciar todos los días un diamante como tú.

English Meaning: I’d like to be a jeweler to be able to appreciate every day a diamond like you.

7. Ojalá fueras bombero para apagar el fuego de mi deseo.

English Meaning: If only you were a firefighter to be able to put out the fire of my desire.

8. Ojalá la mitad de las estrellas brillaran tanto como tus ojos.

English Meaning: If only half of the stars in the sky shined as brightly as your eyes.

9. Me gustaría ser lente de contacto para que no pudieras sacarme tu mirada.

English Meaning: I’d like to be a contact lens so you couldn’t take your eyes off me.

10. Perdí mi número. ¿Puedo tener el tuyo?

English Meaning: I lost my number, can I have yours?

11. ¿Puedo comprarte una bebida?

English Meaning: Can I buy you a drink?

12. Tienes una sonrisa muy bonita.

English Meaning: You have a beautiful smile

13. Si la belleza fuera delito, yo te hubiera dado cadena perpetua.

English Meaning: If beauty was a crime, you would deserve life in prison.

14. Crees en amor a primera vista, o debo pasarte otra vez?

English Meaning: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?

15. ¿Estás perdido? Porque el cielo es un largo camino desde aquí.

English Meaning: Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.

16. ¿Cómo se siente al ser la más bella muchacha en esta sala?

English Meaning: What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

17. Hola, soy un ladrón, y estoy aquí para robar tu corazón.

English Meaning: Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

18. Hola, acabo de darme cuenta de que te pareces mucho a mi siguiente novia.

English Meaning: Hi, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend

19. Eres tan guapa que tu foto debería estar en el diccionario al lado de la palabra belleza.

English Meaning: You are so beautiful that your photo should be in the dictionary beside the word beauty

20. Qué hace una estrella volando tan bajito?

English Meaning: What is a shooting star doing flying so low?

21. Pasas tanto tiempo en mi mente, debería cobrarte el alquiler.

English Meaning: You spend so much time on my mind, I should charge you rent.

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