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Whether you’re traveling to an India or just want to impress your Indian friends, here is a list of funny Indian pick up lines. We hope you enjoy them and don’t forget to share the list for others enjoyment.

1. You put the desi in desirable.

2. Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.

3. Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!

4. You’re so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

5. One date and I’ll swachh you off your feet.

6. You’re like chutney… you spice up my life!

7. Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you’re sizzling hot!

8. Baby, you’re hotter then garaam garaam chai.

9. Go out with me and you won’t be sari.

10. I’ll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

11. Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I’d Goa anywhere with you!

12. You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.

13. You’re so hot, you put the desi in desirable.

14. My life without you is like bhel without chutney.

15. Our kundalis are a perfect match!

16. Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

17. Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

18. Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I’d call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

19. Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

20. Are you a jalebi? Because there’s nothing sweeter than you!

21. Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

22. Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won’t be sari if you go out with me.

23. I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.

24. I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

25. I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

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